“ | I am not a robot. | ” |
–Jones,Chapter 28, Page 10 |
Jones is an ageless enigmatic being who appears to work for the Court while not being a part of it.[1]
Appearance[]
Jones appears to be a woman of average height and build, with olive skin, short blonde hair and empty, slightly angulated, black eyes. Throughout her existence, her hair has never grown from its set length, though she has changed the style through the ages. She's usually professionally dressed whenever she is seen. She never shows any emotion, preferring to keep a deadpan expression. However, she can show emotion, but onlookers often are disturbed by what she looks like when she changes her facial expression.
Characteristics[]
Jones is a unique being: at least as old as the planet Earth itself, eternal and unchanging, she does not breathe, eat or sleep, nor can be hurt in any manner. Indeed, she does not consider herself human in any way, or even a living being. She does not know what she is, exactly, but tends to define herself as something similar to a stone: non-living, unemotional, constant. Though the comparison isn't perfect, as she, unlike a stone, cannot be broken.
Other elements of the Jones condition as described by her are: She can remember every moment of her existence with clarity, is incapable of feeling emotions (maybe), and there is no known material that can stop her movements - she can crush stone or bend metal like so much cotton candy. The only force that visibly affects Jones is gravity: she sinks on soft surfaces and prefers to walk through bodies of water rather than find a boat capable of supporting her.
Despite her inability to experience emotions, she learned social norms through close observation and mimicry, and is quite capable of recognizing emotional states in others - more than a few times using this to measure or push other people.
In order to observe human life, she will occasionally find someone and choose to live their life with them as a companion. When the person dies, Jones will usually take on their name. Currently, James Eglamore is her companion, with her stating that she will be a friend to him until he dies.
Recently Antimony Carver suggested that she does have emotions, and that she took her companions' names out of love. Although this was a stark contradiction to what Jones had believed for millennia, she made a (relatively) touching display of her appreciation towards the comment (pausing for several seconds, then saying thank you). She also appears to feel some kind of connection with or sympathy for other unique beings, such as Shadow 2.
Jones appears to be an open secret at the Court - George Parley and Andrew Smith certainly don't care much for her ability to shrug a sword blow like a mountain.
Existence[]
Her earliest memory is from the Hadean eon during the formation of the earth.[2] At this point she already possessed the body of a grown human woman. She was buried in magma and awakened during the Silurian period at the bottom of the ocean. She apparently broke out not long after awakening, and some time later she walked across a glacier during the Pleistocene epoch, barely being affected by the cold.
Coexistence with humans[]
She found a tribe of early European humans and decided to live with them as they looked somewhat like her and she believed she may have found creatures like herself. She helped them hunt aurochs and dressed like them, blending in with them other than her great strength and invulnerability.
Later, she parted with the humans (possibly because she had learned they were nothing like her; they could be hurt and had emotions) and walked across the Gobi Desert. She eventually ended up in Rome in time to see it burn down in 64 AD. After the Roman empire collapsed she eventually found her way to a European (possibly British) village between 1119 and 1312. She was driven (or left by choice, since there was likely nothing that could physically compel her to leave) from the town when the villagers and a Templar claimed she was a devil and attempted to harm her, although of course their attempts didn’t even leave a mark on her.
In the 17th century, she was on a ship that traveled to Jamestown. Later, in the 19th century she took the name Elizabeth and served as the governess of the rich child Samuel Langdon, who may have been her first human companion. She remained with him for the remainder of his long life. After he had become old she took the name Elizabeth Langdon and acted as his lost daughter. After his death she inherited his estate, and stayed inside for years which eventually caused suspicion among the authorities that believed her to be an impostor and arrested her.
She, however, escaped them, and took the name Emma. She got a job at a filling factory in England during World War 2. The factory was bombed and her companion Edward Jones died. She then took his name, which she still has.[3] Not much later (possibly earlier), she was walking around the streets of the city to feel the power of the bombs, but a young boy tried to get her inside a shelter, resulting in his own death. Since he died because of her, she claimed he should not be taken to the ether yet, to the displeasure of the boy's psychopomp.
Roughly 30 years prior to the main-story she went to James Eglamore's house to bring him to The Court. From this point on, she was his companion. She later introduced him to Donald Donlan on his first day at the court, about five years later. In the following years, she remained quite close with James,[4] although Surma Stibnite apparently disliked her immensely.
Role in the Main Story[]
Jones makes her first appearance during the meeting between Court officials, General Ysengrin and Coyote. She did not speak in their presence, but after their abrupt departure, she commented to the Headmaster that the General appeared to be on the "brink of insanity". She did not appear again until Chapter 17 where she observed Annie Carver, Andrew Smith and George Parley mediating with the assistance of the ghost Mort, the boy she met earlier in World War 2.
Later, she gives Annie some general advice before she goes to the forest for the first time. Next time she guides the medium-trio through a simulation of the beginning of the court, and assisted Andrew in flirting with Parley, which led Parley to reveal her abilities and teleport the group into Parley’s bedroom, where Parley kicked them all out.
In Chapter 28: Spring Heeled, Part 2 she helps Annie find Zimmy and explains a little about her and the Ether.
When Annie ran away to the forest she came to pick her up, but ended up allowing her to stay. After a few days Jones came back to give Annie her makeup and some clothes.
After Shadow 2 begins peeling from the ground she helped him start attending a class in Foley house and receives a phone call for Annie from her dad.
She gave the Headmaster her recommendation for Annie as choice of medium one day before Chapter 40: The Stone. And on the next day, during that chapter, she tells Annie about her existence and a minor part of what role she's played in the human society, which shocks Annie greatly.
She then appears at the meeting to declare the new court medium. When Andrew was elected medium, Jones pointed out that although Andrew was a promising student, this was not her recommendation. Coyote later talked the Court into making Annie the medium of the forest.
She accompanied Andrew and Parley in their first official meeting with Gillitie Wood's medium, who was in fact Annie.
Trivia[]
- Touchscreens don't react to Jones' skin, so she has to use an older phone with buttons.[5]
- A running gag throughout the Gunnerkrigg Court community was the mystery of what Jones was, with many memes being created about Jones saying that she is not a robot, which was Annie’s original theory about what she was.
Gallery[]
Jones through the ages
List of Appearances[]
References[]
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